torstai 7. maaliskuuta 2013

Käännöskukkasia (ja uutisia)

Ou jee, kevät on saapunut Turkuun (tai Tornioon). Jeeves demottelee parit rallit mystisiin skaboihin maaliskuussa ja lisää hiukan myöhemmin kevään aikana tulevalle julkaisulle.

Omaksi iloksemme parit käännökset suomenkielisistä biiseistä ja bonarina vielä Google translatorin versiot.
Some lyrics in english for our foreign friends (first in finnish, then english and last translation with Google translator). Never mind the tpyos, hah!

MacGyver (finnish)
Linkkari ja jesari,
vielä puuttuu diversion.
Tukka mallia kasari.
Murdoc, action!

Macgyver, oot ihmemies.
Macgyver, vittu oot ihmemies.

Pheonix-foundationin Thorhtonin Pete,
Jack Dalton ja vitusti massii.
When I was a kid ja stoorii riittää.
Pahikset pinoon, maailma kiittää.


MacGyver (english)
Pocket knife & Duct tape,
a diversion still needed.
80's hair style.
Murdoc, action!

MacGyver, you're a super hero.
MacGyver, goddamn you're the dude.

Pheonix foundation's Pete Thorthon,
Jack Dalton's get rich quick-scheme.
When I was a kid and the story goes on.
Kicking some criminals' butts, the world salutes you.


MacGyver (And same shit on Google translator)
Linkkari and jesari,
diversion is still missing.
Hair model saucepan.
Murdoc, action!

Macgyver, you're a miracle man.
Macgyver, fuck're a miracle man.

Pheonix-Foundation Thorhtonin Pete,
Jack Dalton and fucking massive.
When I was a kid and stoorii enough.
Baddies in a stack, the world would like to thank.

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Lepakkomies (finnish)
Lapsena vanhempansa murhattiin siksi hän hieman outo on.
Flippas jossain vaiheessa teini-ikää, kaksoiselämä alkoi.
Tienaa Waynecorpilla pirusti fyffee, päivisin aika vaaraton.
Nyt hän öisin valvoo kaduilla ja katoilla.

Mää tahdon olla niinkuin Batman,
yön ritari mustassa kumipuvussaan,
Mää tahdon olla niinkuin batman,
on lepakoita  tapulissaan.

Apunaan lepakkomiehellä on uusinta tekniikkaa,
parasta hightechiä mitä rahalla nykyään saa.
Roistojen suunnitelmat, hän luolassaan selville saa.
Pahantekijöille omaa lakiaan jakaa.


Batman (english)
His parents were murdered when he was just a boy, that's why he's a little bit weird.
At teenage times he was already a wacko, double life started.
Earns big bucks at Wayne Corp, at daytime he's a harmless business man.
But at nights he's watching Gotham City from the roof tops.

I wanna be like Batman,
Dark Knight in tight rubber suite.
I wanna be like Batman,
little bit nutcase.

Batman has all brand new cool shit and weapons,
top notch hi-tech, money's not the issue.
Crooks' plans are relieved at batcave.
Badasses' are gonna taste their own medicine.


Batman (And same shit on Google translator)
As a child, parents were murdered because she is a little weird.
Flippas at some point in the life of a teenager, a double life began.
Get Waynecorpilla hell fyffee, harmless during the day.
Now he oversees the streets at night and on rooftops.

I want to be defined as Batman,
The Dark Knight in a black kumipuvussaan,
I want to be defined as batman,
is tapulissaan bats.

Aided by a bat man has the latest technology,
hightechiä the best that money now receives.
Crooks' plans, he may find his cave.
Evil by their own law-makers to share.


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Lemmikkidekkari (finnish)
Mayday!
huudahti Ace.

Sarvikuonon perästä työnsi pään,
eihän siellä pystynyt ees hengittään.
Oli melkeen valmista kamaa Wachatin jengi,
kun Ace keksi kyseisen meiningin.

Se yks vitun mulkku diggas niin paljon paskaa,
et se oli valmis vaik jengii tappaa.
Mut lemmikkidekkari seivas tilanteen
ja pääs kaikenlisäks heimoprinsessaa panee.

Lemmikkidekkari, lemmikkidekkari, alrighty then.
Lemmikkidekkari, lemmikkidekkari, Ace Ventura
Lemmikkidekkari, lemmikkidekkari, Like a glove
Lemmikkidekkari.

Ois ekassa setissä pitäny olla nyörit oikeella puolella.
Se laittoi quoterbackin aivan totaalisen sekasin.
Einhorn! Einhorn, yäck, is a man.
Your gun is, gun is pushing my hip.


Pet Detective (english)
Mayday!
Yelled Ace.

Sticked his head from rhino's but,
Must have air.
The Watchati tribe was almost eliminated,
when Ace figured the Guano out.

Pet detective, Pet detective, alrighty then.
Pet detective, Pet detective, Ace Ventura
Pet detective, Pet detective, Like a glove
Pet detective.

Laces out shoulda been in the 1st movie.
Quarterback's kick went out and all hell broke loose.
Einhorn! Einhorn, yack, is a man.
Your gun is, gun is pushing my hip.


Pet Detective (And same shit on Google translator)
Mayday!
Ace exclaimed.

Rhinoceros pushed the stern of the head,
After all, there could not breathe ees.
Had a very bad finished stuff Wachatin gang,
when Ace came up with this stuff.

It points fucking dick dig so much shit,
you do not even if it was ready to kill jengii.
But pet detective pole situation
and emissions kaikenlisäks tribal princess panel.

Pet Detective, pet detective story, Alrighty then.
Pet Detective, pet detective, Ace Ventura
Pet Detective, pet detective, Like a glove
Pet Detective.

Ois her first set of strings have been oikeella side.
It put quoterbackin just totally messed up.
Einhorn! Einhorn, Yack, is a man.
Your gun is, gun is pushing my hip.


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Die Hard (finnish)
(se on) Pakko huutaa jumaliste,
kun John McClane tinttaa pahiksen.
Oli sitte aseena jääpiikki,
tai lentokoneen siivellä nyrkki.

Die hard, Die hard, jumaliste on meininki hyvä.
Die hard, Die hard, Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.

(badass) kohtaa taas pian lihamyllyn,
pakko ostaa leffa hyllyyn.
Lentokoneen moottorilla kilon kappaleiksi.


Die Hard (english)
(Got to) scream fucking-a,
when John McClane kicks some ass.
Whether there's a ice pick as a weapon,
or bare knuckles on a airplanes' wing.

Die hard, Die hard, Goddamnit this kinda action rules.
Die hard, Die hard, Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.

(badass) is about to face some serious pounding,
I gotta byu the DVD.
With airplane's turbine in to couple of pounds bits.


Die Hard (And same shit on Google translator)
(it is) I have to scream godly,
when John McClane tinttaa bad guy.
You had a weapon ice picks,
or an airplane wing thumb.

Die Hard, Die Hard, godly atmosphere is good.
Die Hard, Die Hard, Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.

(badass) to face the meat grinder again soon,
forced to buy the movie on the shelf.
Aircraft engine kilo pieces.

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Talonmiehen vapaapäivä (finnish)
Miks mun päätä särkee taas, onneks herään ees kotoa.
Olavin Krouvin muistan vielä, mut ei se selitä tätä oloa.
Mantulta messiin taksari, kotiin suuntaa mittari,
joku vissiin Apteekissa mua eilen varotti,

Jussi hei, Jussi hei, Jussi hei,
sun hihassa roikkuu joku monsteri.
Sängyllä vieressä se ihan skitso pirkko.
parempi mesta nyt ois hautuumaa ja kirkko.

Aamutoimet skulattu, puhelimen muisti selattu,
taitaa asiat sittenki pikkuhiljaa järjestyy.
Aamutoimet skulattu, puhelimen muisti selattu,
taidankin tästä siirtyä pian kohta kohti...
Uutta Apteekkia.

Talonmiehen vapaapäivää viettää lähden,
otan vaan sen yhden tähden.
Tiliote saa rokulin kestää,
aamulla piimällä darra pois pestään.

Kuolleet sotilaat rivissä, divarissa muistuttaa,
eilen oli tiistai, ilta siis kostea.
Kahden sormen siivu, kukko ja napsu suu.
Aurajokilaivat hei, täältä mä tuun!

Jeesus tainnu kusta mun suuhun yöllä,
laiminlöin katin, enkä mä sitä kiellä.
Mut ei tällasta kukaan ansaitse,
ellei sit peilistä tuijota variksen katse.


Janitors day off (english)
Why the hell my head's again pounding, thank god I'm at home.
I remember Olavin Krouvi but I doubt it wasn't the last bar on this tour.
French fries, sausages and the whole deal from Mantu, then straight to home with taxi,
I think someone warned me at Uusi Apteekki.

Jussi, come on man, come on Jussi!
There's a really old, ugly and drunken biatch too close to you.
And well, well, well, she's now in my bed.
I'd better off be dead at the cematery.

The usual morning routines complished, found the phone and looked the call log.
Maybe everythings gonna be okey.
The usual morning routines complished, found the phone and looked the call log.
I think it's the time to walk straight to the...
Uusi Apteekki.

It's my Janitors day-off,
only gonna drink Jaloviina.
Bank statement can handle this day off,
next morning starts with sour milk.

Dead soldiers in the row at the antique store are reminging,
yesterday was Tuesday, a pretty good day to drink.
Shots and some Kukko-beer, bring it on.
Aura-river restaurantboats here I come.

Jeesus-cat probably pissed in my mouth at night,
I haven't been the best friend for it.
But this shit has gone too far,
unless there's my ugly face at the mirror.


Caretaker's day off (And same shit on Google translator)
Why do I have a headache again, luckily I wake up ees from home.
Olaf inn still remember, but it does not explain this presence.
Mantulta mess taksari, home to the direction of the meter,
I guess one of the pharmacy warned me yesterday,

Jussi, Jussi, Jussi,
Sun sleeve hanging from a monster.
On the bed next to it is just schizophrenic pirkko.
Now'd better from the cemetery and a church.

Activities skulattu morning, the phone's memory a leaf,
I think things sittenki gradually work out.
Activities skulattu morning, the phone's memory a leaf,
I think I will soon move to this point toward ...
New pharmacies.

Caretaker'm going to spend a day off,
I take it the one star.
Rokulin bank statement must take,
Darra sour milk in the morning washed out.

Dead soldiers lined up, divarissa recalls
Yesterday was Tuesday, there were therefore humid.
Two-finger slice, cock and Napsu mouth.
Ships aura, hey, I'm coming here!

Jesus stunning piss my mouth at night,
I failed to fool, and I do not deny it.
But no one deserves tällästä,
if not then look in the mirror staring at a crow.

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Worms (finnish)
Outoja lieroja aseistautuneina,
saari näyttää autiolta, ei se mitään meinaa.
Räjähtäviä lampait, kalisevia hampaita.
Jäätiköllä vain tuulen huminaa.

Ninjarouppii, crateist douppii.
Tilaan airstraikkii, mä meinaan tappaa kaikki

Ninjamuuvei eri coolei,
gridei, laskuvarjoi ja muit safetytoolei.
Shotguni erikoise tehokas tykki,
kosk kaks kutii, ni ei tarvi piilos kykkii


Worms (english)
Strange armed worms.
The island looks deserted, that doesn't mean shit.
Exploding sheeps, freezing breeze kicks out my teeth.
Only wind blowing at the glacier.

Ninja ropes, dope from crates,
Order some airstakes, I'm gonna kill ya all.

Supercool ninja moves,
grids, parachutes and some safety tools.
Shotgun's an awesome firearm,
cos' two rounds so you don't have to stay on ground.


Worms (And same shit on Google translator)
Strange armed with earthworms,
seem deserted island, it is not gonna anything.
Explosive sheep, kalisevia teeth.
Only glacier wind on your face.

Ninjarouppii, crateist douppii.
Airstraikkii state, I mean I kill all

Ninjamuuvei different coolei,
gridei, laskuvarjoi and muit safetytoolei.
Shotgun extra powerful cannon,
Touch two kutii, ni do not need the sl kykkii.


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Turtles (finnish)
Tarpeeks kauan kun viemärissä notkun,
opin ninjaotteen, voltin ja kierrepotkun.
Pepperonipitsalla itseni elätän
ja loppuviimein vastustajani selätän.

Mä oon teini-ikäinen ninjakilpikonna,
pitsaa poskeen ja huudan Cowabunga.
Shredder on aivan täys nolla,
kun se ei kuole ees sovinnolla.
Cowabunga!

Aprililla on sen iso kamera,
mulla on mun nuncha sekä katana.
Splinter mulle taitojansa opettaa,
jotta jalkaklaanin voin mä lopettaa.


Turtles (english)
I'll spend some time at the sewers until I learn ninja moves, flips and roundhouse kicks.
Pepperoni pizza's for lunch.
I'm gonna kill my enemies at the end.

I'm teenage ninja mutant turtle,
Binging some pizza and yelling Cowabunga.
Shredder is a total loser,
come on, how many times I must kill you?
CoWabunga!

April has her big camera,
well I got my nuncha and katana.
Splinter teaches me some moves,
so I can defeat Foot clan.


Turtles (And same shit on Google translator)
Long enough when the sewer notkun,
I learned ninja grip, V and spiral kick.
Pepperonipitsalla myself elätän
and finally the end of my opponents Selatan.

I'm a teenage ninja turtle,
pizza in her mouth and scream Cowabunga.
Shredder is quite full to zero,
when it does not die ees settlement.
Cowabunga!

April has a big camera,
I have my nuncha, and katana.
Splinter to teach me their skills,
I can keep the foot clan I quit.



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Total Recall (finnish)
Jos Marsin pinta miellyttää tai oot mutantti,
mee Total Recalliin ja vähän vitun nopeesti.
Richter sua jahtaa, kusipää kun on
Kaiva jäljitin nenästä, ei se pysy perässä.

Cohagen!
Aanna ilmaa saatana!

Johnny cabia ajetaan joystickillä,
Tuu, näe kääpiö ja kolme tissiä
Kuato elää, open your mind
haista Benny vittu, ime poran persettä


Total Recall (english)
If Mars is what you're dreaming of or If you're an alien,
Quickly go to Total Recall.
Richter hunts you down, he's a fucking asshole.
Dig out the transmitter and he won't follow you.

Cohagen,
Gimme some fucking air!

Johnny cabs are driven by joysticks,
Come here, see dwarf and three-boobied lady.
Kuato lives, open your mind.
Fuck off Benny, time to drill through you


Total Recall (And same shit on Google translator)
If the surface of Mars to please or're a mutant,
mee Total Recall, and a bit of fucking nopeesti.
Richter SUA chases, the son of a bitch is
Dig tracked down the nose, it does not keep up.

Cohagen!
Pronounce the air, Satan!

Johnny cabia driven joystick,
Come, see the dwarf and three tits
Kuato live, open your mind
smell Benny fuck, suck ass drill





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